I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year in women's clothing and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics.
In pain,
-Daniel-
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OUR ROMANCE IS OVER!!!
... just saying. ='D
For anyone else who wants to do this:
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